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The Unlived Life is Not Worth Examining

From pop-culture to philosophy -- there is no limit to what can be made fun of.

Name:
Lochjar
Birthdate:
5 April
Location:
External Services:
  • lochjar@livejournal.com
Well my Mama always raised me to be polite and humor the people you don't like. My motto is, "Don't be yourself. Be obedient." Who am I? Here's my casefile; Occupation: Waitress, soccer player, soccer COACH for a U7 team, writer. REAL occupation; Sleeping in till Noon, reading books that I hate cover to cover and then complaining about them, (Twilight, I'm looking at you)throwing waterballoons, trying to sing underwater, and creating a split-personality that blows up my apartment and beats me to a pulp sometimes just like the guy in Fight Club.
Things I love; little kids and how they'll believe anything you tell them, even if you say invisible bears are chasing them.
Thinsg I hate; the fact that, really, no one cares about your opinion or your "About Me" section except for you. So what's the point in filling this out? No point at all.

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